Frustration, pain, suffering, anger. All of these words describe life as a lowly CVS employee. Those words might describe life with impotence, too. But thats a whole different blog entirely. Check out a fresh look on why working for this company, dealing with other employees and customers all suck really bad.

Tuesday, December 27

Merry Christmas, bitches.

Yup, most CVS stores were open this year on Christmas. This confirms the fact that this company is most likely run by a bunch of cold, corporate nazi assholes. Probably fucking Jehovah Witnesses, too.

So if you were one of the poor employees to endure working on Christmas day while customers scambled in at 9 am because they forgot batteries, you have my sympathy.

If you were one of the customers who visited a CVS on Christmas day, you are a God damn idiot for forgetting the fact that several of the gifts you bought run on batteries. Fucking retard. God have mercy on your pathetic soul.

17 Comments:

Blogger cheezy said...

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11:15 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i've worked part time at my neighborhood CVS now for about a year and a half. with each passing day i want to go on a knifing spree in the store. dude, you are my new hero because CVS IS hell on earth

10:28 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with the fact that CVS is run buy true assholes, a DM in Binghamton, Dave Hanzes dosent know his ass from his fucking elbow. Also some of the Binghatmon store managers, such as Darren, Bill, Rob, Tammy, Michelle, Paul & Lisa are true examples of shining assholes with their heads stuck up their ass. I am so glad I am able to express my true feelings.

9:16 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone that works for CVS should get together and walk off the job to prove how bad this company is!

3:59 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hum, you're a racist pig fucker from hell sweetypie.

11:34 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey,

I'm sadly currently employ By CVS and I hate this Job. I'm looking for something nicer, This company is by far the worst employee friendly company I've ever work for. With longs the discounts were great for employees. The new cvs system, you get more discount as a customer. They are really all for the money and world domination. I worked in Californnia where CVS has bought out all Longs drugs and Changing them to the CVS I screw system. Greatly for me I found a new job and I'm out of here soon. Anyways I jut wanted to share a few thoughts

8:43 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i was a employee of cvs and yes it does suck. They treat there employees like trash on the street. Most of the pharmacist do not even won't to help the customers and do not want to even be there. so they take it out on the phamacy techs and interns. cvs does not want to pay there employees anything. but they do want them to work like dogs ,and work major holidays. the corporate people are horrible and do not care about there employees or customers

6:21 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CVS Store Number 6954 in Middleton Ohio is the worst store. They have worst Technicians, Sara, Tara these are the most lazy technicians I have to deal with as customers.

9:43 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love you!
I am also in a cali store and miss longs to death!!!!!!!
CVS doesnt care about the employees what-so-ever!!! thank you for this website!

3:31 AM

 
Blogger melissa said...

I MISS LONGS TOO. WE SHOULD ALL GO UNION

2:17 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I worked in a Southern California Store for fifteen months. I finally got a better job and quit. I recently filed an harassment complaint with the state about the total asshole who was supposed to be the graveyard supervisor but did nothing but give me shit and "report" me to the (I'm sure you can see this coming) useless Store Manager. Whoever is maintaining this site. Bless you for a thousand generations. Like someone else has said all these greedheads care about is the stock price. Believe me I tried. Best to all and whenever possible don't shop there and don't work there.

4:27 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CVS SUCKS BIG TIME. I'm planning on leaving the company next spring. Can't wait. I wonder if Tom Ryan lets the public use his bathroom and then has to clean it himself every day. What an asshole, I think he will burn in hell for the way he treats CVS employees.

3:52 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im a cvs employee and have had the pleasure of working every christmas day for five years straight. double pay? wow thanks that almost adds up to an adiquite amount an employee should get payed anyways fuckers... although i have to say working on christmas is much better than having to put your life on the line to drive to work in a fucking snow storm... really though?! fuck cvs fuck tom ryan and the new cock sucking ceo i hope cvs goes bankrupt and they end up on the streets so we can kick them when tey are down

10:05 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate cvs. We are the lowest paying district due the dm setting low salaries n now he just got fired for stealing company money.

12:17 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work at CVS and of course we are open on Christmas Day, 24 hours mind you. They say it's because people may need their prescriptions, but the pharmacy is closing early. If people in corporate had to work even one holiday they would change their minds on staying open real quick, I'm sure. We have families TOO, you people in corporate aren't the only one with lives. Think of us when you're in your warm home celebrating with your families. And NO, it's not just people who don't celebrate Orr don't mind working...only ONE employee in my store asked to work Christmas day, the other 9 people working that day don't want to.

8:12 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cvs is a terrible company. I haven't worked there in months and i'm still getting calls to do their rediculous modules at home because i show up on their list. I've had techs fired 2 weeks on the job because they couldn't keep up with the incessant demands of the computer training. They even wanted my techs to travel 200 miles away to a random city for the convenience of the trainer that didn't want to travel. Could you imagine getting hired and first thing oh yeah travel up to chicago and do your training and don't forget to spend hours at home doing your modules. bye!!!

7:40 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My dm is a biggest prick ever, actually all my dm's with cvs were pricks. I hate my job, I hope I get fired so I can collect unemployment!

9:42 PM

 

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